you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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