Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize