It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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