my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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