i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
