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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?

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(360): View more from Washington

What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!

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(309): View more from Illinois

yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester

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(818): View more from California

Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there

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(909): View more from California

So was it everything you dreamed it would be

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I puked.

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Twice.

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So is that a yes?

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(330): View more from Ohio

I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!

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