She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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