But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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