I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Help. Why am I so naked?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
