How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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