If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
