Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Randomize
