first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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