Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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