singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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