this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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