I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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