There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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