Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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