I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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