Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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