The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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