i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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