Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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