you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Operation Purity has been aborted
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just high enough for therapy.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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