party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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