You surviving the open bar?
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There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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