I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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