ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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