oh god the rape fog is back!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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