Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
it glows. i had to have it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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