would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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