the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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