I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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