Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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