Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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