I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize