before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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