it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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