Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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