so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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