Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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