I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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