I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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