all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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