i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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