I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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