smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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