so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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