i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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