Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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