Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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