kristin has been a bad kristin
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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